Thursday, October 16, 2014

Everyday Faith

Live your life without doubt,
and that is Faith

Friday, October 10, 2014


Hickory Dickory Dock
Last night a man got shot
Over a gold chain
The shooter had no brain in his membrane 
or respect for life
A man was ended last night
Hickory dickory dock

Dickery Dickery Dare
He had his hands in the air
wave a gun like you just don't care
A puncture through the heart
to accessorize the clothes he wears
We live in the same city but we can't share
Dickery Dickery Dare

Hippity Hoppity Ho
Blood spurts with just one blow
Blood stains on the girl just he met
Staring up at her facing his death
her number in his wallet dripping red and wet
Hippity Hoppity Ho

Chickory Cherokee Woo
Guess what their teaching in school
how to sing nursery rhymes at three
Instead of who these kids could really be
Have them write their name in cursive one hundred times
over the murder docket sentencing them to two hundred lifes 
These children are bleeding out in the street to nursery rhymes
Chickory Cherokee Woo

Hickory Dickery just won't do.

Friday, October 3, 2014

Wet Crimes

He floats his boat on criminal waters
Bragging incessantly about his endeavors. 
His craft is an intrusive spin on identity
and what it means to create and augment said identity.
His craft is a gateway to a dark, wet culture,
vibrant with misfits, street kids, vandals, and brilliance.
If life is guided by lines, he lives bounded to jagged contours,
shapeless shapes, and wild appendages frolicking across flat planes,
adding depth to dimension.

He has peers.
Faceless figures known only by colorful pseudonyms,
each as street worthy and damage hungry as the next. 
They travel in packs or all alone. 
They have a code, that you never pay for supplies.
That you do not support the system that you are debilitating.
That stealing is necessary.
That not stealing is a not a crime.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

MB vs BC

What a cheeky bugger 
 I am not paying any attention whatsoever
it's Friday so who cares
and, in searching for that
I found the weirdest picture
 I think I've ever seen
 forward it
looks like it
maybe, kinda looks like it
(answered my own question)
he looks like a regular dude
on the beach
 the vinyl costs 30 lbs
that's heavy
It might change your mind
 It changed mine
but then again
 there has never been a good host
Kiss on the mouth, grab of the boob

 I religiously watch that show

because of him

but if you don't like him, you don't like him
though, he's a great host 
I almost feel like this is a practical joke
Prank on a Frank Day
Gag on a Fag
taken two ways
Con on a Jon
hurry the fuck up
 say that
I dare you
double dare in fact
but, I was on mute
you sure?
Guess again!
you heard, you read me
that's my line
I invented it
I had coffee again
can you  tell?
some would say it's a miracle
I'm getting it, alright....
 I bought some things I couldn't pass up this week
the one with a fist on one side
 who could forget Big Gay Chris
he took us to his favorite sex shop
partly out of amusement
and partly out of amusement
it was like an elbow
the way it goes into the girl
That sounds painful...
I can't not tell anyone ever
it must be shared
this guy did the impossible

I took a melatonin last night
I keep a bottle by my bedside
thought I'd give it a go
it's the kind of thing you take it just every once in a while, 
it's probably ok
but when you take it every night
 its coming from somewhere else
stupid brain

oh my God
my dreams were intensely vivid
with no end in sight
i know
I would like you to tell me the very first thing that comes to mind
i haven't gotten the picture yet
keep guessing
 the obvious function
is not it's purpose
like lifting weights with her lips
 popular as a bedroom toy
where is the moving part
to keep your mouth open
 I'm guessing
it has resistance
so she is supposed to bite
but come on

perfect way to end a skit
a three minute conversation about nothing
so I'm off the phone
copy if you can
I don't know, that's probably illegal
HIGHLY illegal
 it's above the law
 I'll give you three
above the Law...
yes, please
my new favorite number
not Friday anymore
the perfect day
That's the winner
what I would do for one of those
Would you kill a man?
depends on the man
he's probably cool

I mean

that could be me
two heads, hands up

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Option A + B

In all things in life, there are two paths to success.

   A) Work Hard
   B) Work Smart