MB vs BC

What a cheeky bugger 

 I am not paying any attention whatsoever

it's Friday so who cares

and, in searching for that

I found the weirdest picture

 I think I've ever seen

 forward it

looks like it

maybe, kinda looks like it

yeah

(answered my own question)

he looks like a regular dude

on the beach

 the vinyl costs 30 lbs

that's heavy

It might change your mind

 It changed mine

but then again

 there has never been a good host

Kiss on the mouth, grab of the boob

 I religiously watch that show

because of him

but if you don't like him, you don't like him

though, he's a great host 

I almost feel like this is a practical joke

Prank on a Frank Day

Gag on a Fag

taken two ways

Con on a Jon

hurry the fuck up

 say that

I dare you

double dare in fact

but, I was on mute

you sure?

Guess again!

you heard, you read me

that's my line

I invented it

I had coffee again

can you  tell?

some would say it's a miracle

I'm getting it, alright....

 I bought some things I couldn't pass up this week

necessities/unnecessaries

the one with a fist on one side

 who could forget Big Gay Chris

he took us to his favorite sex shop

partly out of amusement

and partly out of amusement

it was like an elbow

the way it goes into the girl

That sounds painful...

I can't not tell anyone ever

it must be shared

this guy did the impossible

I took a melatonin last night

I keep a bottle by my bedside

thought I'd give it a go

it's the kind of thing you take it just every once in a while, 

it's probably ok

but when you take it every night

 its coming from somewhere else

stupid brain

oh my God

my dreams were intensely vivid

with no end in sight

i know

I would like you to tell me the very first thing that comes to mind

i haven't gotten the picture yet

well

 accidentally 

keep guessing

 the obvious function

is not it's purpose

like lifting weights with her lips

 popular as a bedroom toy

where is the moving part

to keep your mouth open

 I'm guessing

it has resistance

so she is supposed to bite

but come on

perfect way to end a skit

a three minute conversation about nothing

end

so I'm off the phone

copy if you can

I don't know, that's probably illegal

HIGHLY illegal

 it's above the law

 I'll give you three

above the Law...

yes, please

my new favorite number

not Friday anymore

the perfect day

That's the winner

what I would do for one of those

Would you kill a man?

depends on the man

he's probably cool

I mean

that could be me

two heads, hands up