Everyday Faith

Live your life without doubt,

and that is Faith

Dickery

Hickory Dickory Dock

Last night a man got shot

Over a gold chain

The shooter had no brain in his membrane 

or respect for life

A man was ended last night

Hickory dickory dock

Dickery Dickery Dare

He had his hands in the air

wave a gun like you just don't care

A puncture through the heart

to accessorize the clothes he wears

We live in the same city but we can't share

Dickery Dickery Dare

Hippity Hoppity Ho

Blood spurts with just one blow

Blood stains on the girl just he met

Staring up at her facing his death

her number in his wallet dripping red and wet

Hippity Hoppity Ho

Chickory Cherokee Woo

Guess what their teaching in school

how to sing nursery rhymes at three

Instead of who these kids could really be

Have them write their name in cursive one hundred times

over the murder docket sentencing them to two hundred lifes 

These children are bleeding out in the street to nursery rhymes

Chickory Cherokee Woo

Hickory Dickery just won't do.

Wet Crimes

He floats his boat on criminal waters

Bragging incessantly about his endeavors. 

His craft is an intrusive spin on identity
and what it means to create and augment said identity.

His craft is a gateway to a dark, wet culture,
vibrant with misfits, street kids, vandals, and brilliance.

If life is guided by lines, he lives bounded to jagged contours,
shapeless shapes, and wild appendages frolicking across flat planes,
adding depth to dimension.

He has peers.
Faceless figures known only by colorful pseudonyms,
each as street worthy and damage hungry as the next. 

They travel in packs or all alone. 

They have a code, that you never pay for supplies.
That you do not support the system that you are debilitating.

That stealing is necessary.

That not stealing is a not a crime.

MB vs BC

What a cheeky bugger 

 I am not paying any attention whatsoever

it's Friday so who cares

and, in searching for that

I found the weirdest picture

 I think I've ever seen

 forward it

looks like it

maybe, kinda looks like it

yeah

(answered my own question)

he looks like a regular dude

on the beach

 the vinyl costs 30 lbs

that's heavy

It might change your mind

 It changed mine

but then again

 there has never been a good host

Kiss on the mouth, grab of the boob

 I religiously watch that show

because of him

but if you don't like him, you don't like him

though, he's a great host 

I almost feel like this is a practical joke

Prank on a Frank Day

Gag on a Fag

taken two ways

Con on a Jon

hurry the fuck up

 say that

I dare you

double dare in fact

but, I was on mute

you sure?

Guess again!

you heard, you read me

that's my line

I invented it

I had coffee again

can you  tell?

some would say it's a miracle

I'm getting it, alright....

 I bought some things I couldn't pass up this week

necessities/unnecessaries

the one with a fist on one side

 who could forget Big Gay Chris

he took us to his favorite sex shop

partly out of amusement

and partly out of amusement

it was like an elbow

the way it goes into the girl

That sounds painful...

I can't not tell anyone ever

it must be shared

this guy did the impossible

I took a melatonin last night

I keep a bottle by my bedside

thought I'd give it a go

it's the kind of thing you take it just every once in a while, 

it's probably ok

but when you take it every night

 its coming from somewhere else

stupid brain

oh my God

my dreams were intensely vivid

with no end in sight

i know

I would like you to tell me the very first thing that comes to mind

i haven't gotten the picture yet

well

 accidentally 

keep guessing

 the obvious function

is not it's purpose

like lifting weights with her lips

 popular as a bedroom toy

where is the moving part

to keep your mouth open

 I'm guessing

it has resistance

so she is supposed to bite

but come on

perfect way to end a skit

a three minute conversation about nothing

end

so I'm off the phone

copy if you can

I don't know, that's probably illegal

HIGHLY illegal

 it's above the law

 I'll give you three

above the Law...

yes, please

my new favorite number

not Friday anymore

the perfect day

That's the winner

what I would do for one of those

Would you kill a man?

depends on the man

he's probably cool

I mean

that could be me

two heads, hands up

Option A + B

In all things in life, there are two paths to success.

   A) Work Hard

   B) Work Smart